Have you ever had sex with a Brazilian girl? It’s crazy wild! These women have a stronger sex drive than a lot of guys I know, and they’ll treat your penis like it’s a cheap toy they bought from AliExpress. It’s amazing!
But if you’re expecting a romantic, sensual night of love, you’re in for a big surprise.
Most Brazilian girls just want to use your cock like it’s a pleasure-seeking rocket, get all over you with cum, and then dump you until their sore pussy starts craving your meat again.
So, what’s a porn-obsessed person like us to do when looking for a relaxing end to a wild sex session with a Brazilian woman?
If you’re hoping for a sensual massage, you’re out of luck. Instead, these women are likely to keep jerking your hard-on until it’s stiff again and then slide their eager cunts back over it.
That means your best bet is to leave and find an erotic massage place in Brazil where you can get a relaxing massage that works all your muscles and ends with a soft, soothing rub on your well-used cock until you cum all over your stomach.
However, visiting an erotic massage place can be tricky, filled with myths, stereotypes, and false information.
Plus, massage parlors vary a lot in quality and experience. These are some of the reasons I’ve made it my mission to review blogs from erotic massage places around the world to find out which ones have the best content for someone planning a visit.
Today, I’m checking out a Brazilian massage place called Rjmassagem.com.br.
With three locations in Rio, this is definitely one of the city’s most established massage spots, with a lot of experience. But what really stands out is that it also has a decent blog hidden under its massage towels!
This erotic massage blog wants to find out if Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ is better than getting a massage followed by a Gawk Gawk 3000 blowjob and a solid prostate rub, or if it’s worse than getting so turned on you hit the masseuse in the eye and get banned from your favorite massage for life.
(Sorry, Adriana!)
Without further ado, let’s get ready and dive into this review!
What is Rjmassagem.com.br?
Rjmassagem.com.br is the official website of a Brazilian massage place called RJ Massage.
They call themselves “the best massage in Rio” and have three studios in the city. They were founded in 2014.
RJ Massage offers a range of massage options, from safe and innocent to something more intense.
On the more intense side, there’s everything from naked body massages to Nuru massages and even female-only sessions that focus heavily on the pussy.
Across all three branches, RJ Massage has over 30 massage therapists who all look like they’d be amazing if they were naked, covered in oil, and paid to slide all over your body.
What Are the Articles Like on Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/?
Rjmassagem.com.br is proud of its 2014 founding and has been around for almost a decade, so it’s no surprise they’ve had a lot of experience.
I wanted to check out their blog to see what info they have to offer.
At the time of writing, Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ has 69 articles.
While that’s a good number, it’s a lot to read for someone just wanting to know if the blog is worth it. So, I read through the articles to pick out the highlights for you.
Yoni Massage and Female Sexual Empowerment: You think only guys want to be covered in oil, massaged to orgasm by a beautiful woman?
Nope! A lot of girls want it too. This article talks about how yoni massages for the pussy can empower women by getting them so turned on that they look like they’re going to cry with pleasure. Rjmassagem.com.br has one male masseuse ready to give one if the woman isn’t into girl-on-girl. What a lucky guy he is!
The Design of the Blog
Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ is a blog built into the main massage website, so it follows a similar layout but with a few differences.
Let’s look at those in detail!
Even though the site is Brazilian, that doesn’t mean it’s hard for foreigners to use.
Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ has a handy translate button that works perfectly when switching from Portuguese to English.
Suggestions I Have for Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/
Add an author box to the articles that explains who wrote them and their experience in the massage industry, along with why they enjoy writing about it.
This will add credibility to the site, make readers more likely to trust the advice, and give the content a more personal feel.
Conclusion
Overall, Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ is a solid addition to the Brazilian massage place’s website and is full of useful, well-written articles that are easy to read and worth checking out for both masseurs and people who enjoy getting massages for fun.
